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I do anarchist tech stuff and run free services at https://pixie.town
I program, solder rgb led thingies, and fly fpv quadcopters

en: they/them
nl: die/dies (langzaldieleven.nl)

“i don't trust like that”

not a furry, actually

Extreme coffee-out-of-a-wineglass Energy

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I do lots of random stuff because my brain has too many chemicals inside of it. 1994 ⚧

It's me, Vulture, a brown gay trans girl from the Pacific Northwest! Certified vulture enjoyer! I make art, music, and poetry. 25, grass toucher, good kisser, cop destroyer.

Moderator on solarpunk.moe! Come find out!

Things I like: Birds! Crafts! Cooking! Utopian fiction!
Things I don't like: Fascists! TERFs! Cops! Phobes! I'll obliterate you, I'll do it!

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I program and do infosec/privacy, and like resisting all forms of oppression, thinking about creating good systems, and homesteading.

Sysadmin / Amateur radio / Telecom at large scale for a living.

Mostly random things, music, tech, ...

:nonbinary: :demiguy_flag: :commie: :over18: :DumpsterFire: and average ubuntu enjoyer

"I simply cannot best Davey" - @breakfastgolem

"one of the posters of all time" -
@dumpsterqueer

I have 2 kittens, Calliope and Dorian :neko_nyaan: :neko_cats_eye:

If you are reading this… congratulations you are alive. If that is not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

Profile picture is a cutout of a cartoon by FalseKnees. A crow saying "Hey let's go break some stuff".

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internet resident, plural partially sighted robobirb
pasta eater and UNIX dork, probably running 9front

self identified as a PDP-11 powered printer running a UNIX OS

feel free to follow request, i may decline if you look too malicious, can be nsfw or sad (cw'ed)
may not favourite stuff (i use bookmarks mostly)

note: Utsuho Reiuji is a character from the Touhou Project series and she rocks
old/backup acc: @Utsuho

Professional artist that your dad loves, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl

Autistic

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome :3

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

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Damp hardy equid dreaming about unicorns and glitter. I'm British and I'm so fucking sorry please forgive me 🐎

Bemused human bit: white male, abled, gray-ace, straight & cis. Mostly traitor tho 🚲

The name? I was going to make this account repost those old out-of-print #G1MLP comics with transcriptions & stuff, but life and 2020 happened. Still fun though. Perhaps again one day

#nobot
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Alt texts or no boosts for you
Queer and trans (hello, hatebots!) 👏rights 👏Now

Relationship Anarchist & Singlet Trashbun
Demi-Pan / Trans as Fuck / Difficult on Purpose

One of the top ten most blocked octodon.social accounts.

No Minors! I will just block you! Seriously!

I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

I keep my sad and high over on @Thisismyalt

For horny inquiries, please see @Torn

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Age mid-30s, Pronouns he/him, Planet Qo'noS.

Specializations: Parenting, Anthropology, Stellar Cartography, Dad Jokes, Puns.

Languages: Urdu, Hindi, Gujarati, English, French (très peu).

Miscellaneous: Vegetarian, Zoroastrian.

Header pic: Starship Enterprise zooms through space.

Profile pic: Photo of me dressed like a wizard with silver hair, beard, and a brown robe.

Joined July 30, 2019.