a :verified: astrid@fedi.astrid.tech

pls have a bio, pfp, and a few posts before following

thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech
your favorite fedi microinfluenza
an early 21st century surrealist
saved a baby snake once 🐍
i use :nixOwOs: btw
very gay for @alia

"Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @maddiefuzz@hackers.town
"pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @e_er1n@hackers.town
"like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @petterroea@infosec.exchange
"sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @cafkafk@ck.cafkafk.com
"This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @epsi@vibewave.space
"unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @cxberger@boiler.social, who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion
"all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @violator@mathstodon.xyz

opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???
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