Sebastian (parody (real)) sebastian@jittr.click

Libre software engineer with physics background.

@hare core contributor.

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en es ...

:vim: \t <dl> agpl posix 9p

pls have a bio, pfp, and a few posts before following

thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech
your favorite fedi microinfluenza
an early 21st century surrealist
saved a baby snake once 🐍
i use :nixOwOs: btw
very gay for @alia

"Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @maddiefuzz@hackers.town
"pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @e_er1n@hackers.town
"like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @petterroea@infosec.exchange
"sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @cafkafk@ck.cafkafk.com
"This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @epsi@vibewave.space
"unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @cxberger@boiler.social, who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion
"all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @violator@mathstodon.xyz

opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???
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16 y/o idiot from Germany. writes code (sometimes it even works). free Software, leftist-politics, climate-change, good tech (fuck electron), veganism

:tranarchy: tranarchy.fish/~autumn/
manick pixie dickgirl
completely fucking insane

~~adjectives~~
big! tall! sized!
vicious! ungulate!
hot! sexy! sterile!
suspicious! feral!

~~reviews~~
"very rude" -- my grandmother

"she's so tall, how is she so tall, she's 6ft3, she's the tallest woman we've ever met" -- some young folks

FOSS/technology enthusiast hailing from the west coast of Finland.

My posts are licensed CC-BY-NC-ND - see https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/​

Luna || Ashe
(I'm not plural I use both names)

A little gay gremlin hiding in your sock

terminally silly and sleepy

hates all computers

socialist, programmer, she/they, 18, insert more funny labels

wants blåhaj now

A self-taught software engineer, self-taught hobbyist musician, avid reader, runner, and #9front-eer

I'm a CS undergrad at RIT. I write code and like to hang around other people that do too.

I also have a life.

- Fun-driven development connoisseur
- 샾 U+C0FE HANGUL SYLLABLE SYAP
- Lists are fun, let's make more lists!

Yet another person who spends a bit too much time staring at the screen, mostly writing code or playing Celeste.

Not a fan of frozen peaches.

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Note, I have most notifications disabled.
If you send a follow request, make sure to have a bio and at least a bunch of posts.

Backup: @vyivel@uwu.social

I'm a smol developer/software engineer/however you call this. Mainly working with compilers and language design, also sometimes operating systems.

Livestreams: https://diode.zone/c/yyp_live/videos

#nobot

"I own a flower myself," he continued, "which I water every day. I own three volcanoes, which I rake out every week. I even rake out the extinct one. You never know. So it's of some use to my volcanoes, and it's useful to my flower, that I own them. But you're not useful to the stars." The businessman opened his mouth but found nothing to say in reply, and the little prince went on his way.